She’s never been shy, exactly, but lately Kourtney Kardashian has been indulging her exhibitionist side in a big way on Instagram.
See the latest, and greatest, example below:
Oh yes, that’s a pic that Kourt uploaded to Instagram yesterday, and it should probably be hanging in a museum somewhere.
Wait … did anyone hear that? What’s that sound?
If you listen closely, you can hear hundreds of aspiring artists simultaneously throwing down their paintbrushes in frustration.
Knowing they’ll never bring such beauty into the world can be a tough pill to swallow, but even they have to admire perfection.
Kourtney Kardashian bikini selfies have become the stuff of Internet legend in recent weeks, and it’s not hard to see why.
Are you even still reading or just drooling?
The 36-year-old mother of three isn’t showing any signs of stopping, either. Kourtney captioned the pic, “Selfie camera view.”
We’re not even sure what that means (Isn’t every photo from the camera’s point of view?), but frankly, we don’t care at all.
This is probably part of Kourtney’s ongoing campaign to torment Scott Disick for cheating on her, or that’s a nice side benefit.
While we have fully supported that endeavor up until now, it’s starting to cross the line into cruel and unusual punishment.
The guy might be the worst celebrity baby daddy in history, but no one deserves this kind of ruthless, unending torture.
Maybe it will cease for an unexpected reason, however. There’s been talk lately of Kourtney quitting reality TV to go to law school.
Of course, this would make her one of those impossibly hot attorneys that you normally only see on TV, so it could be a wash for Scott.
If that rumor is true, we certainly respect her for it, but at the same time, why waste the tuition when she’s already found her calling?
Last we checked, you don’t need a J.D. to take crazy hot selfies and hand down a life sentence of sexual frustration to your d-bag ex.