We hate to do this to you on a Friday, but we have news that’s sure to shock you to your core and make you question everything you thought you knew about existence:

Leonardo DiCaprio is banging a model.

This time, however, it’s not just any runway-walker, but a Victoria’s Secret up-and-comer who was in diapers when Leo reached mega-star status with Titanic.

Yes, according to some reports, Chelsey Weimar is just 19 years old. Others have her as 20, but either way she’s a couple decades and change younger than the Oscar-winning actor.

(By law, you can’t write about Leo now without mentioning his Oscar. True story.)

Obviously, Leo dating models is nothing new, but Chelsey is young even by his standards.

The 41-year-old broke up with Kelly Rohrbach, 26, in January after several months of dating.

Shortly thereafter he hooked up with Roxy Horner, 24.

Now it seems the trend is continuing, and Leo’s ladies are only getting younger as he gets older.

We’re beginning to think Leo’s interest in the environment is a result of his desire to bang models who haven’t been born yet 20 years from now.

It’s hard to size up potential sex partners when we’re all walking around in haz-mat suits.

Anyway, Chelsey has posted Instagram photos that some claim are clearly taken on Leo’s property, but reps for the P–sy Posse chairman swear there’s nothing going on:

“It’s not true,” one source tells Page Six. “He isn’t spending time with anyone. Most of his time lately has been in places like Indonesia, trying to help save the ecosystem.”

Uh-huh. First they denied that bear had its way with Leo in The Revenant, now this.

You have your Oscar, bruh. You can come clean with us now. Let us live vicariously through your sexual adventures!