A blast from the past rocked Bachelor in Paradise Season 4 Episode 8, and it helped send the show in an interesting direction.
When the episode got underway, Jaimi entered Paradise and was quick to point out that her bisexuality would help her find the love of her life.
Jaimi’s biggest concern seemed to be why nobody was getting hot and heavy with Tickle Monster. Did she feel sorry for him? Did the producers try to get her to go with him?
We don’t know, but Jaimi decided to take Diggy on a date, but Dominique was pissed.
“If someone’s checking me out,” Jaimi reasoned, “He’s obviously not that into you.”
Jaimi opened up about identifying as “fluid” as opposed bisexual.
Diggy did seem enthralled by her, so we’re going to go out on a limb here and say there’s going to be fireworks if they get together.
Paradise is gradually becoming all about love triangles, so what better way to cause some drama?
Throw in Haley and Emily because they are the life of the party and will make everything fun again.
“We’re just here to f—k s—t up,” they claimed.
They were interested in Derek and Dean and entered Paradise armed with a double date card.
Yes, there’s going to be drama. Amanda quickly lets the ladies know that both men are taken. Amanda tries to send them towards Jack Stone and Tickle Monster.
Everyone else tried to figure out how to tell the twins apart, and the girls listed all of the features that are different.
“Our vaginas our different,” says one of them, before we got the reveal that Haley’s was the better one.
“Hers is still wonderful,” says Haley with a smile.
Is this for real?
Emily then pursued Dean for a date, but he was against the idea. So, Emily followed Danielle and got her to say that it was not her decision, but it did not help matters.
“I’m not going on a date with anyone else but you,” Emily yelled.
“I just can’t say yes,” he replied.
At least Emily was intent on causing drama because the show has been as stale as a scallop of late. Yes, they were still talking about scallops throughout the episode.
Emily turned to Tickle Monster and decided he was her next best option, but Haley revealed that Danielle was as annoying as a wall.
“We decided we’re going to go on this date with each other and bring these two douchebags with us,” the twins said.
When the twins got ready for the date, Jack backed out because he was getting along with Christen and felt like the twins were only using him because their first options were gone.
The twins reacted in the most horrible way, by yelling, “F— everybody here,” before throwing scallops on the ground and making an early exit from Paradise.
Yes, it totally seemed like the producers brought them on for a short stint to lighten up the mood, and it worked.
Chris Harrison appeared out of nowhere and dropped the bomb that it was their last day in Paradise.
Good, because this season has been all over the place and it’s time to end it.
Who will leave engaged? Who will be thrown off the island for being obsessed with scallops? Find out next week.