Hey, remember the 2016 election? Sure you do.
Even if you were somehow able to forget that you’ve lived every day since November 8 in some sort of Orwellian hellscape where up is down, black is white, and hamburgers eat people, the principal players still bear the psychic scars of their electoral combat, and they will not let you forget it for a single second.
In case you decided to take up residence in a Unabomber shack in the woods around the time a presidential candidate started talking about his dong during a televised debate and you’re just now re-entering society, allow us to bring you up to speed:
Donald Trump is now our president, despite running a campaign marred by multiple genital-related scandals.
Despite the fact that he won, Trump clearly still awakes with the election at the forefront of his mind every morning, presumably staring dead-eyed at the ceiling fan over his bed, a la Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now.
Hillary Clinton is also still obsessed with the most bonkers presidential election in American history, but she’s decided to seek catharsis by writing a book in which she blames everyone else for her loss.
Ya know, like an adult! (Hey, petty adults who are more concerned with settling old scores than with the future of the country are still adults.)
The Donald, on the other hand … well, he’s decided to handle things quite differently.
Take six seconds of your day to watch the clip above in order to remind yourself that we’re currently living in the Upside Down (RIP, Barb).
It’s from a Twitter account with the stunningly apt handle @fuctupmind, and it was retweeted by the President of the United States.
Yes, 71-year-old Donald Trump was so tickled by the thought of him pelting a former first lady, senator, and secretary of state with a golf ball that he felt compelled to share @fuctupmind’s handiwork with the world.
It’s easy to get bored when you’re in your bathrobe by 6 pm every evening, but surely a man with a pretty important gig can find better ways of keeping himself busy.
Obviously, there were millions of stunned reactions on social media, but the consensus is perhaps best encapsulated by this tweet from former director of US Office of Government Ethics Walter Schaub:
“The President of the United States just retweeted a video vignette that imagines him assaulting his political rival. The man is unfit,” Schaub wrote.
It’s the truth, folks.
No matter where your beliefs fall on the political spectrum, it’s time to admit that Donald Trump is unfit.
And we’re not talking about the fact that he an ass that could rival Kim Kardashian’s.