Jenelle Evans does this thing, you’ve probably noticed it, where she’s completely incapable of having just the tiniest little sliver of self-awareness.
She just. Can’t. Do it.
If you’re not quite sure what we’re talking about here, let’s just go over a quick example: remember all those cease and desist letters she sent out a few months ago?
She sent them to almost every single Teen Mom 2 cast member, demanding that they stop mentioning her on social media.
Hilariously, one of the reasons why she wanted them to stop talking about her was because it could potentially damage her chances of getting jobs in the future, like everything else she’s ever done wouldn’t do the trick there.
But anyway, she sat up on her high horse while all those letters were delivered, all the while knowing that she does the same ding dang thing the rest of them do.
She posts stories about the other moms on her social media accounts, and she’s definitely trashed them there, too.
She leaked Kailyn Lowry’s big pregnancy news last year, and she even once leaked Kailyn’s phone number.
But she’s the victim in all of this for some reason, right?
It was absolutely ridiculous, but hey, that’s Jenelle.
And now she’s being ridiculous all over again.
OK, so Kailyn Lowry has that podcast, right? She brought Leah Messer on a recent episode, so of course they got into some Teen Mom talk.
The subject of the last reunion show came up, specifically the filming of that New Year’s Eve party before the reunion — the one where David Eason pulled out a knife and attacked some balloons.
Leah said that she was “terrified” during the incident, and that she didn’t think it was acceptable for him to go off like that because even though it was a party, it was also part of their job.
“We were there for work!” she said. “I mean, you can have a few drinks socially, but it’s not that appropriate.”
She and Kailyn both agreed that they didn’t want their children to be around David in the future.
All of that makes perfect sense — believe it or not, it actually isn’t a great look to have a few drinks at a company party and then stab some decorations when things don’t go your way.
Or for any reason, really.
But, as always, Jenelle is unable to understand the simplest of things, and so she lashed out at both Leah and Kailyn on Twitter.
She began by directing a tweet at Leah, writing “Last time I recalled… the kids weren’t at the New Years party we were ‘working at.’ Stop being so dramatic.”
“My name or my husbands should never come of if your mouth, but for a podcast and ratings?! Of course. #Fake.”
How rich is it that Jenelle Evans is telling another human being to “stop being so dramatic”?
About as rich as it is that she’s saying that Leah is being dramatic because she didn’t appreciate a man twice her size brandishing a knife at a work event.
Also, why should Jenelle or David’s name never “come of if” Leah’s mouth? Because we’re pretty sure Leah’s name has definitely “come of if” Jenelle’s.
One of her followers told her not to even support Kailyn’s podcast by listening to it, but Jenelle clarified that she just saw Leah’s quotes on a gossip site, because “lmfao hell no that would make my ears bleed.”
Another person suggested that she learn how to get along with Leah, and she responded with “Yeah, tell her that. Whatever kail tells her to do she does it lol.”
When someone then pointed out that Kailyn and Leah are actually friends — something that must be a novel concept for Jenelle — she said “Kail uses anyone she can to gain whatever she can… remember that.”
But what about Chelsea?!
“I honestly think Chelsea doesn’t trust any of us, lmao I think we’ve both came to those terms actually,” she wrote.
Except Chelsea is definitely friends with both Kailyn and Leah, but sure, Jenelle.
As for the last remaining Teen Mom 2 girl, Briana DeJesus, she chimed in with “Still talking about the New Year’s Eve party?” with three crying emojis.
Which is kind of odd, because this all just happened a few months ago, and if we were ever at a work event where someone’s husband stabbed a bunch of balloons in a fit of rage, we’d literally never stop talking about it.
But apparently that kind of drama is normal for both Jenelle and Briana, because Jenelle replied with “Omg yes, it never ends with anyone. When I comment back in the bad one, just like we talked about lol.”
We’re pretty sure she meant to write “I’m the bad one” instead of “in the bad one,” so it’s obvious she doesn’t realize that it’s weird that she thinks it’s weird for this to still be a topic of conversation.
“Why is my life your everyday topic for your show?” she then asked. “Maybe I should be the one with a show then…”
Because if she had her own podcast and talked about the other moms, then that would be cool, right?
Oh, Jenelle ….