It’s been nearly a week since Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian.
Since then, Khloe and her family haven’t yet weighed in on the scandal, in which Tristan has been romantically linked to several other women during Khloe’s pregnancy.
But Khloe’s fans have a lot to say, and they’ve been flooding Tristan’s Instagram with hundreds of thousands of comments.
While Tristan Thompson suffers humiliating defeats in the world of sports, he is also getting brutally owned in the comments of his own Instagram posts.
It’s bad for a number of reasons to post outright threats on social media (please do not do that, folks), so his detractors have gotten creative and expressed their hopes and dreams for his future.
“I hope you step on many Legos.”
If you’ve never stepped on a Lego, you’re lucky. It is a notoriously painful experience.
“I hope you get taken and Liam Neeson doesn’t find you!”
That one is, of course, a movie reference.
“I hope you stub your pinky toe!!”
And another shared their fondest hope that “Blac Chyna hits you with a stroller!“
That conjures up quite an image.
“I hope Kris Jenner has a plan for you.”
That one is vague yet the tone is spine-tingling ominous.
“I hope you don’t use ‘we were on a break.'”
It’s 2018, but people are still making Friends references.
“I hope you get hiccups for the rest of your life.”
That would be horrible, and there are probably a couple of medical mystery cases of people who’ve suffered just such a fate.
“I hope you get stuck in an elevator with Solange.”
Ooooh. That one’s intense.
“I hope every time you eat a skittle you never taste the rainbow.”
A lot of these sound like petty curses that someone would cast. Like we said, they get pretty creative.
“I hope you get shampoo in your eyes when washing your hair.”
Some are more painful than others.
“I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek when you chew your food.”
A lot of people seem to suspect that Tristan has more to fear from Khloe’s mother than from anyone else.
“I hope Kris [Jenner] ruins you.”
They might be right.
These mild curses continue.
“I hope every time you’re about to fall asleep you realize you have a full bladder.”
Even Khloe’s Australian fans pitched in, with one writing:
“I hope when you go to order a ice cream from maccas the machine breaks.”
Maccas is Australian nonsense for McDonald’s. A lot of Australian words are nonsense. They refer to sweatpants as “trackydacks.” Their poor, sun-baked brains.
A few comments got really harsh and really serious.
“I hope one day your daughter looks at you and says but you’re not my dad….”
Interestingly, Tristan Thompson still has his defenders. Though even they don’t seem to be denying the cheating allegations.
“Could everyone stop being horribly rube to Tristan. Let him play basketball and stop sending mean comments he made a mistake just let the guy be.”
He’s a grown man who appears to have hooked up with multiple women during Khloe’s pregnancy. That’s a little hard to sell as “a mistake,” right?
Another wrote, thinking that Khloe deserves this.
“What about his 1st baby mom dies she count? Khloe knew this so she is getting what she deserve.”
Even if she does somehow deserve this — which we are not suggesting — that wouldn’t make Tristan’s behavior any more excusable, right?
This whole thing is such a mess, but it’s good that some folks are having fun with it on social media.